Shit.
Mommy.
Mommy, can we play croquet today?
Where's Daddy?
He's running.
From what?
Shh. Oh. Oh.
Eat.
Oh, sh t. A rght.
How was your run? Good. It was good.
Eat your breakfast. ABBY I don't ke it.
You do too. Stop coloring. I'm impressed you're keeping it up.
What brand is this? They're the same.
Daddy, look, it's your team. Hmm?
Oh. Hey. That's my team. That's great, honey. Are they w nning?
Yeah. That's more like it. Oh, oh.
Shit! Aw. Hey, hey.
Sweetheart, do not use words like that. That's a bad word. Okay?
Okay. Yes, that s a bad word.
Yes, it is.
What? Don't look at me. Mm-hm. Okay.
Goodbye, sweetie. Goodbye, jel ybean. Oh...
Bye, Daddy.
Hey.
You okay? Yeah, I'm good. Why?
Just checking.
Okay. Bye, guys. JACKIE & ABBY: Bye.
Can I have more juice?
Mike! D d you call Fenn about the tree?
No. I w I today.
Please do. I don't want it coming down on the house.
Yeah, you're right. I will.
Love you.
I love you too, sweetie. Bye. Bye.
Shit.
Vig?
I'm down here.
What's up, V g?
Donna's out sick. I can't find anything without her. This sucks.
Who was that guy? Oh. That sucks more.
That's the p umber. I called him to look at this piece-of-crap boiler.
Why?
Because it clanks and it's driving me crazy. You don't hear this?
I hear it. I just f gured that it's old, so...
He said we have to replace t because it's gonna blow.
What? We just had t f xed like three months ago.
He said that job was crap. That guy did crap work.
Can you believe that? That little scumbag. Heh.
Unbe ievable. Um...
How much to fix it? D d he say? Ah, 6 grand.
Holy shit! That's right.
Holy shit! Tell me about it.
And I gotta tell you, I'm not doing great.
My bus ness is off, and my stepson wants to get the Lasik.
Really? Isn't he k nd of young for that? You know, I really don't care.
If he wants to get Lasik and it makes him happy, then he can have it.
Okay, so, uh...
...what you want to do here?
Okay. I was thinking...
...let's just leave it for now. We just...
...put plastic on the files.
What you thinking? That sounds great. That's good.
For now. Yeah, fine.
Let's get out of here before th s thing blows.
I'll get some plast c before practice.
Hey.
Good morning, Shelly. How you doing? A little hungover. My boyfriend's a moron.
I'm sorry to hear that.
How'd the team do last night? We lost.
Bummer. Mm-hm.
Your noon cance ed. so you just have the 10:30 and the 3:00.
Anything else?
The toilet's not f ushing aga n.
Should I call someone this time?
No, I' I take a look at it. Who have I got at 10:30?
Frank.
You think your son sto e t?
Yeah, I know he did.
Mm-hm.
Why would he steal your cat?
He's jealous of her. Very jealous.
Wow. I can see why. It's a n ce-looking cat.
Oh, yeah.
What's Vig do ng w th that p astic?
Who knows?
Leo, remember you got lost and the police had to he p you a few times.
That's why we got Jo e to help you. Right?
So, what do we do now?
If that judge deems you incapacitated, you'll need a guardian.
If we can't f nd your daughter- She can't even find herself.
Okay. f we can't find her, then the state will become your guardian.
What state?
Uh...
You know, the state... of New Jersey.
That's crazy. I don't need New Jersey's help.
I got Jolie. And there's nothing going on between us, so you know.
Okay. I'm sure that there's not. Uh...
Let's f rst try to find your daughter, and then we'll go from there, okay?
Am I still hungover or is that noise getting louder?
You're probably still hungover, Shelly.
We got copies of Leo's financ al statements. The guy's loaded.
Leo? Yeah. Any uck finding his daughter?
No, that lady is gone. I have tried everything.
Crap.
Let me see his file again.
Can't the state just leave him in his home? That's what he wants.
Yeah, they could. But they won't. It's too much work.
They' I move him into Oak Knoll. Pass me a brochure.
But he's got Jolie. She can handle it.
No, she can't. The guardian has to make all the decisions.
It's the difference between a babysitter and a parent.
Well, that's a bummer. I wish I could do it.
I could use the extra 1500 a month.
Fifteen hundred doI ars? Is that the commiss on?
It's in the file. I told you, he's loaded.
Mike F aherty's off ce.
Move! Move! Stay right on him.
Don't cross your feet!
Stay on him! Keep your chest right down on him!
Runaway When I say
Other man:
Come on, let's go! Move, don't cross your feet:
Hey, hey, hey. Whose headgear is this?
Whose headgear? Stemler, wake up!
How's the team doing? Not good.
What the he happened, man? We used to be good.
Not anymore.
Shit. Could we stop for a second? Yeah.
Holy shit. That sucked.
You're running good. buddy. You're kicking my ass.
I'm trying to get out here a bit more often, you know?
You gotta be kidding me.
What? Lori. Text ng me at 7 in the morn ng...
...asking f I want an antique sewing table we bought together.
Do you? No! I want my fucking house back!
Is she stiI with that guy? What, my contractor?
Guy I hired? Yeah.
Scumbag's probably walking around my house wearing his tooI belt.
Ha, ha. Take a picture.
For chrissake. Come on, take it.
Come on, it's cold!
Don't send it. Too late. I hate her.
Maybe you shou d move back to the city. Get a new job. Shake things up a ittle bit.
F nley called. He's starting a fund in May. I'll wait for that.
That guy is starting another fund already? Wow.
The guy's an animaI. He prints money.
Heh, heh. Come on.
Let's finish strong, a I rght?
Ho d up!
What?
What's wrong? Just hold up.
Hold up. You okay?
I can't breathe.
You're breathing funny.
Mike. Holy shit. Mike, you okay? I'm gonna call somebody.
Don't ca, don't call. I'm fine. Shit.
Fuck. Shit.
Okay, M ke...
Hey, hey. Is it your heart? Buddy, are you having a heart attack?
No, I'm not hav ng a heart attack. I just can't breathe.
Okay. You could be having a heart attack. Let's lay down.
It's wet. I don't wanna lay down.
You're dying. Lay down. Come on.
Do me a favor and squeeze my hand. Squeeze my hand.
Why? Just squeeze it.
Are you co d? Yeah, I'm ying on the ground.
Okay. All right. I'm gonna blanket you.
I'm gonna warm you up. I'm gonna warm you up. t's okay.
Shh. Shh.
Are you all right?
Sorry!
How long has that been happening?
Couple of months. Doctor says it's stress.
He prescribe anything for you?
Yeah, jogg ng. What do you th nk I'm doing out here?
That scared the shit out of me. What are you stressed about?
I don't know. Just work, money, everything.
Is t that bad? Yeah, it is.
It is.
I don't know if I can keep my practice going.
Really? Ho y shit, Mike. Yeah.
I've tried everything. I have no idea what to do, Terry.
You told Jackie? No. Not yet. I don't want to freak her out.
Good call. A right.
We just have to come up with a new strategy, rght?
What else can you do for money?
What am I gonna do, bartend? I'm a lawyer, Terry. I pract ce the law.
I know.
I'm not some frcking scumbag. I help out o d people for chrissake.
No offense, but your pal Finley, all he gives a crap about s making money.
Yeah, but that's why he makes it.
No shit, Terry. Thanks for the update.
I'm just wrapping up.
Sharon called. She wants-
Jack, I gotta take this other call. Okay? Mm-hm.
All right. Bye. All rlght. Bye.
Hey, Tom. Hey, Mike.
How are you? Good, good, thanks.
Thanks for getting back to me. How you doing?
I'm good. I'm very good. Ha, ha. Good, good.
So, what's up? Um...
L sten. I was just fol ow ng up to see if you had any overflow.
It's been a slow month on this end.
Yeah, look, I gotta be honest. It's been a slow month on this end too.
We really don't have overflow at this point. Sorry about that.
R ght. Yeah, okay. I wlsh I could help.
No, I got it. It's been slow here too.
I appreciate that. Yeah. Okay, good. If you need to reach out...
Stop. Hold on.
Leo. Hold on a sec, Leo.
Go back through. Somebody stop that gentleman, please.
Any word from his daughter?
No, Your Honor. We have the two cert fied letters returned unc aimed.
There is no phone number for her. We can't f nd her.
She is the only I ving family, correct?
Correct, but Mr. Poplar has not seen her for over 20 years.
Who? Your daughter.
Oh. She's late. Probably shopping for some crap or something.
Okay.
Thank you, Mr. Flaherty.
Okay, as Mr. Poplar has been deemed incapacitated by th s court...
...'m appointing the Office of Public Guardian to serve as guardian...
...for his person and property.
Do you have the order for me to sign?
Yes, I sure do, Your Honor. Then please approach.
Your Honor, if it pleases the court...
Yes, Mr. Flaherty? What is t?
I would be wiI ng to serve as Mr. Poplar's guardian.
Rea ly? Yes.
You've known him how long? Two weeks?
More like five.
Really? And you want to be his guardian now?
May I approach, Your Honor? Counsel, approach.
What's going on, Mike?
Judge, I feel I would be a better cand date than the state in th s particular case.
Really? Yes. Stop saying, "Really. " It's annoying.
I live in the same town as Mr. Poplar.
Proximity hardly qualifies him as a guardian.
And as his lawyer...
...I am in a better position to execute exactly what my client wants.
Mr. Flaherty is Mr. Poplar's court-appointed attorney.
I know, Stu. I appointed h m.
Well, that hard y qualifies him as a guard an.
I mean, why should we go along w th this? Mike?
Judge, Leo has told me that he wants to live at home.
He has the money to do that. I wanna make sure that happens. If the state can do that-
Counsel knows we can't do that.
We're spread too thin to give that kind of individual attention.
But there is an excellent elder-care facility in Mr. Poplar's town. We'll put him there.
Mr. Poplar wants to live at home.
You can do that, Mike?
Yes, I can. Really.
Did we w n?
Uh... Yeah, I th nk we did.
Good.
Are we going to the park?
No. I'm gonna help you sett e into a new place so you can live right here in town.
I don't need a new place. I have a house.
I don't need that fancy stuff. I know.
I just need you to I ve in this place for a little while. It's very n ce. You'll I ke it.
Did the judge say that?
Yes, the judge said so.
Shit.
Okay?
Still all my song shall be
Nearer, my God, to thee
Have a great day, gentlemen. Okay?
All rght. Come on, crazy- egs.
Let's go, Mr. Mayor. It's co d.
We have to get bagels for your mom. Okay.
I have to make one stop first. Where?
I gotta shut the water off at a client's house.
Why?
It's freez ng out. I don't want h s pipes to burst.
No, I mean why are you doing it?
Uh... Oh. Because I'm his guardian.
What? Since when? Since last week.
That's a big deaI. Were you even gonna tell me?
It's not a b g deaI. I was gonna tell you.
You don't have t me to take care of an old man.
He's at Oak Knoll. They take care of everything.
I just have to check in on him from time to time.
Well, who pays for that?
He does. Come on, kiddo. It comes out of h s estate. And he can afford it, trust me.
I don't get t. You've never done it before.
No, I haven't. So why are you doing it now?
Because it's the rght th ng to do, a I right? We couldn't find his daughter...
...and I just wanna help the guy out. It's not a b g deal.
It sounds ike a big deaI. You should have told me.
What's a b g deal?
JACKIE: Is this gonna take ong?
Nope. It' be two minutes.
Who's that?
No idea.
Who is that, Mommy? JACKIE: I don't know, honey.
Daddy's gonna find out.
How you do ng? Can I help you? No.
You look ng for Mr. Poplar?
Yeah.
He doesn't live here anymore. Where does he live?
Mind te ing me why you're look ng for him first?
He's my grandfather. I came to live with him.
Ah.
You live around here, Ky e?
No. Ohio.
Ohio? Where are your parents?
It's just me and my mom. She's back in Columbus. She cou dn't come.
How did you get here? Bus.
Really? All by yourself? Yeah.
That sounds like a big deaI.
Leo, how you doing?
You have a visitor.
Who? Him? Yeah.
Hey.
Come on in. I'll turn off the TV.
Let's just kick it around, as they say, man to man.
This is Kyle Timmons, Leo. He's your grandson.
Came from Ohio to see you.
I don't have a grandson.
Yeah, you do. We just never met.
You gonna bring me home?
No, he's just here for a v sit.
Oh.
Okay. You want to watch a little TV?
Yeah. Sure.
Well, I'm very good at keeplng secrets.
There's some things I won't even tell myself.
What is it, son? You're looking at It.
So I'll pick you up in about an hour. Okay.
- llke everybody does, Father, only you're too polite to say anythlng.
So you called his mother? No, not yet.
Oh. He was smoking too. He's 16.
Well, he's probab y on drugs. What are you gonna do with him?
We're gonna send him back, is what we'I do.
I certainly hope so. You got your hands full over there.
Now tak ng care of that old man too? Sounds like too much, Mike.
It is too much. And somehow he forgot to tell me al about it.
I told you. No, not untiI I asked.
His daughter should be tak ng care of him, not you. You got me to worry about.
I don't have to worry about h m. He's at Oak Knoll.
Can we play croquet today? The whole thing sounds crazy.
It s crazy. It's crazy.
Who's crazy?
Me.
So he ives here now? Uh-huh.
Your grandfather's in the early stages of dementia, Kyle, so he needs a ittle help.
Are you a friend of his or something?
Uh, I'm his guardian.
What does that mean?
I make sure that he's well taken care of.
That's cooI.
Meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Oh, hey.
Everyth ng a rght? Yeah.
Did you reach your mom? Yeah. I told her I was coming home.
Did she wanna ta k to me or anything?
No.
Okay. Well, I'm sorry you can't stay longer.
But maybe you can come back again and v sit with your mom.
Yeah, maybe. If I wanna smoke, should I go outside?
You shouldn't be smoking.
I know. But if I do.
Then you shou d go outside. All rght. Good night, Jack e.
Good night, Ky e.
What are you doing?
We have kids, M ke. I'm not taking any chances with Eminem down there.
There's not even a bathroom down there.
Can you get these peop e to get me some Cocoa Puffs? I rea Iy like them.
You got it.
That Mike is a standup guy. You need cereal, go see him.
Okay. We should go, Kyle.
Okay. Bye, Leo.
You going to work? No, I'm going home.
Don't take any shit from any of those guys.
I won't.
Here's 50 bucks, in case you need it.
I have money.
Actually, it's on y 43, but take it. You never know.
I have enough money, but thanks.
Okay.
Well, good uck, Kyle.
You too, M ke.
Hello.
Yes, it is.
W ho is it?
What?
Take care, fellas. POLICEMAN: Yeah, all right, Mike.
So, what happened? I decided not to go home.
Then you decided you'd break into your grandfather's house?
You mind if I have a qu ck smoke? Yes, I do. Get in the car.
You wanna talk about t?
Not really.
Well, good uck with that, paI.
Oh, you'll see.
Ky e, we can't help you unless you tell us what's go ng on.
Is there a reason you don't wanna go home?
What happened to your eye?
Kyle, you can trust us.
Really.
I can't live there anymore.
With your mom? Did she do that to your eye?
No. She's not even there. She's at a clinic or hospitaI or something.
I'm iving with Craig. Who's Craig?
Her boyfriend, I guess. But he's an asshole.
Does she even know you're here?
My mom? She doesn't care about me.
How do you know? She's probably worried sick and doesn't know how to reach you.
She could've called, right?
We don't have a choice. Ah. What are we gonna do, adopt him?
No.
But I'm not sending him back there untiI I talk to his mom. She better call me back.
Honey...
Honey, I know that this s tough...
...but we're not in a position to take care of another kid right now.
I don't care. I'm not sending him back there. I can't.
For the record, I'm not happy about it.
Fine. Then we don't have to do this.
Yes, we do, Mike. We do.
It makes me so angry and so damn sad to see him in this situation. He's just a k d.
Yeah, I know. know.
I wanna go to Ohio and beat the crap out of h s mom.
Okay, come on. No, I do.
I wanna beat the crap out of her...
...and her stupid boyfriend. Okay.
I'm serious. I know you are.
I just don't think that beating the crap out of everybody is the best solution. That's all.
It feels ike it.
MIKE It's just one thing after another.
So get rid of him again.
I can't. We gotta flgure out what's going on back there.
You talked to his mother?
Not yet. Jackie's left her like 30 messages.
She's driving me crazy.
Motherfucker. He is wearing his tool belt.
What? Who?
No, noth ng, dude. Sorry. I'm distracted.
Where are you? Are you watching Lori's house again?
It's my fucking house. And, no.
I'm drving. Where's the kid now?
In my waiting room. Jack e made me take him w th me.
Listen to me, Mike. You listening? Mm-hm.
Thls Isn't the tlme to long that stock. Know what I mean?
No. What does that mean?
You need to do what's best for you now.
That's not taking care of another kid, especially a convict.
Yeah. We, tell that to my wife, okay?
I found her.
Let me call you back. Get rid of the convlct, Mike.
She's in a drug treatment program in Co umbus. Got five weeks to go.
Jesus Christ. Can I talk to her?
No, they said she would call you.
Kind of a sweet kid, but what's up with the hair?
W Who thhe hell hknows?Yeah?I
Hey, Mike. Hey, Shelly. Hi.
You think I can go see Leo?
Um, yeah, sure. Okay. You know where it is?
Yeah. Down the street, rght? Uh-huh.
Okay. But just stay there. I w come get you about 3.
Yeah. Later.
Later.
Klll me
Just klll me
Just klll, klll
Klll me now Kill me, kill me
Oh, for crying out loud. Rew, what the he are you doing?
Get down there. Coach! Phil, shut that off.
Watch t, guys.
Everybody, watch this. Everybody, watch, because none of you are doing it right.
Get your chest on him. That's a little too much.
A litt e further back, coach.
Like this? Uh... Good, right there.
Get your full weight up on your toes. Put your full weight on him.
Like that. Cross-face, grab the ank e, and drive right through.
Good.
What up, pancake? Shut up, Chewbacca.
More like the Secret Apprentice. What are you, 10?
Wookiees wouldn't survive on the- Hey! Hey!
We are trying to teach you something here!
And you are aI screwing around. Shut up!
VIG: Quiet:
The last time that I checked, we haven't won a sing e match. Right, coach?
It's embarrassing. MIKE: It's embarrassing!
I'm not getting paid enough to sit here and jerk around. I don't know about you.
I'm not getting enough.
I care about what I do! So does Coach V g! And so shou d you:
Run them, coach. Run them.
I can't stand ooking at these punks anymore.
VIG: Let's go, ladies!
Here.
Have some more corn.
Thank you. JACKIE: I' get you some more milk too.
Thanks.
Mike, did you ca I Fenn about the tree?
Uh... Ahem.
Yeah. But I talked to Terry. and I think the two of us can do this-
Oh, no, no, don't start. You two are not cutting down that tree.
Just caI Fenn.
I'm gonna get her some TylenoI.
Do you wanna play croquet?
When? When it's warm out.
Yeah. Maybe. Coo.
Daddy, can I watch TV?
Yes, you can. But just a ha f an hour, all right?
Hey, M ke. Mm-hm.
You think I could pract ce with you guys tomorrow?
Yeah, if you want. Sure.
All right, thanks.
By the way, what I did in there today, yelling ike that, I don't usually do that.
That's okay. They deserved it.
I don't have wrestI ng shoes.
Don't worry about it. You wrestle before? Yeah.
Take it easy, a rght? All rght.
Come on, get an ank e! Get an ank e.
V g, can I have a second here?
Thanks. Okay, guys...
...I sten up. Kyle here's gonna be working out with us for a little while. Okay?
What up, Kyle? VIG: Caros, you and Jimmy rotate h m in.
You got 10 seconds to get an ankle, then we sw tch it up.
He'll try to take you down first, then switch. Take t easy.
VIG: Okay, here we go.
Fahrenhelt 101
She got the long legs to prove It
VIG: Switch it up. Here we go.
She's a triple-X movie just walking by
Llp gloss, high heels I'm loslng my mind
She's coming at me like a wrecking ball
Man, t's cold.
You have fun? Yeah.
When's the ast time you wrestled? Couple years ago.
Why'd you stop? Just felt I ke it.
Oh.
Hey, let me ask you something, Kyle.
How good are you?
I'm pretty good.
Ho y shit.
Did you see it?
This is the kid? Kyle Timmons? That's the kid.
Wow. Yeah, right?
He f nished second at the states n Ohio. Ohio's tough, dude.
Says he had 17 pins his freshman year.
What is that? I'm playing Wii Golf.
Oh. That's cooI. Yeah, I'm awesome.
What'd he do his sophomore year?
I don't know. I cou dn't find anything. I don't think he wrestled.
Why? I don't know.
He doesn't talk much. He's kind of a weird kid.
Want another beer? Yeah.
Why can't I have one kid on my team like that, you know? Just one.
Well, you do. Right there.
Take that kid to states.
He's not on the team. He's not even a student. Been here for three days.
So what? Enro him.
I can't enroll him. He's just here untiI we reach his mother and we figure this out.
All right. So he's gotta do something. Let him wrestle.
That's a nice bow, man.
Yeah. Wedding gift. Yeah. Oh.
Dude, ook at it this way.
You're he ping the old man out, and this kid is like a bonus for doing the right thing.
Yeah, I'm not just he ping the old man out.
It's not like t's charity work, you know? I'm getting paid for it.
Yeah, no shit, Mike. Everybody gets pa d. But, dude, think about it, all right?
What are the odds of this kid ending up on your doorstep and wrestling like that?
That's a sign.
Check it out. One of his matches.
He's setting h m up. See? He's setting h m up. He's gonna throw him.
There he goes.
Oh, my God! High five! Yes!
Whoo!
Okay.
Here's $5 for lunch. I don't know what t costs. But let me know when you find out.
I have money, but thanks.
Good for you. Save it. Come on, take it. It's too early to argue.
Okay. I'm ready. Let's go, paI. A rght.
See you tonight.
Bye, Jack e. Bye.
Hey. Yeah. Hold on.
You sure we should do this?
Why not? I mean, if he's here two more days or two weeks, it gives him something to do.
Unless you want him hanging out here.
No, you're right. We should do it.
Hey, Mike. Uh-huh?
We got a check from Leo Poplar's trust for 1500, but it's made out to you, not the firm.
Uh-huh. Yeah, right. I'll take that.
Shouldn't I deposit t in the business account?
Um...
No, it's not a egal fee, it's a personal fee. For what?
I ended up taking on Leo's guard ansh p. Rea ly?
Yeah. Didn't I ment on that to you? You def nitely didn't mention that.
Yeah. It ended up playing out that way. I gotta get going, okay?
Can we put some of that in the bus ness account so they don't take our copier back?
No, not this time. Next month, I prom se. Bye, Shelly.
We need our cop er, Mike. I know.
That noise is getting louder. I'm not hungover today.
That's good. That's good?
Hey, honey.
No, I'm good. Yeah, listen, can you do me a favor?
MaiI the health nsurance check. I forgot to ma it.
I think it's on the desk.
Hey. What up, fellas?
Hitting the showers, huh?
That sounded weird.
The guy's unbelievable.
You want me to talk to Reed?
No, let me check with Kyle first.
Oh, yeah, coaches' office. Hey, Vig. Hey, Terry.
What are you doing here?
What am I doing here? What do you think? I gotta see this kid.
He's incredible. He's good to wrestle. Mike cleared him.
Really?
Yeah. All right.
So where we at?
Uh, we're try ng to figure out where he fits in.
Heh. Wherever the hell he wants, right? Uh, no, not right.
Unfortunately, we have a system here.
Excuse me, Vig.
Hey, Kyle. Come on in. How's school?
It's okay. Good. This is my friend Terry.
Hey, man. Good to meet you. Great to meet you. We come.
Thanks. Terry. Terry.
How are the shoes? They're good.
Good. Here you go.
I wanted to ask you something, Kyle. Think you might wanna wrestle n a match?
Okay.
Good. We got one on Saturday. What do you wrestle?
I used to wrest e 103, but that's not gonna happen.
I could make 119 by Saturday.
Excellent. Done. Ter.
Sorry.
Is there anyone there now? Jimmy Reed, but he's not very good.
Yeah, but he might actuaI y be better off at 125, Vig.
Don't you think we should wrestle off? Yeah.
There's no place I'd rather be Than anywhere else but here
Can't you see that I'm Sick and tlred of all the bullshit
Good luck, man.
Thanks.
Okay, et's get them started. Okay.
Wrestle off!
All right, let's go. Come on, come on, come on.
Keep time. Vig. I'll do it. You don't mind, do you?
No, go ahead.
Nice. What?
VIG: Let's go, guys. Shake hands.
Wow. That is really fast. That's really fast. Shh, shh.
Yes!
Good match. JIMMY: Didn't fee good.
I don't think we can teach h m anything.
Just being n that place brought back all the memories, I gotta say.
The smell. It's ke a form of self-abuse.
Were you guys really that bad?
Mike was average. Yeah.
Right? I sucked. Sorry, Abby.
That's okay.
You were really better than Terry?
Yeah. Mike was scrappy. Abby, your dad was like an angry little ferret when he wrestled.
We should have joined the ski club.
We could have gotten busy with Alison Shepherd on overnights.
Terry. Who was busy?
Your Unc e Terry's just being silly.
Sorry, Abby. Getting busy is bad. Ha, ha.
So is getting married. For crying out loud.
Getting married is bad?
Different viewpoints are important. Right? No, not right, Terry.
You rea Iy need to get back up on the horse.
Okay, Mom. MIKE: We should go.
I have to stop by the off ce.
How do you think we'd do against Ky e, like, now?
Are you kidding me? He'd kill us. Both of us, together.
Yeah. Yeah, you're probably rght.
Kid's got man strength, dude.
Man strength? Mm. Like, not k d strength, man strength.
I wouldn't say that around the locker room, Terry.
What are you doing in there?
Trying to figure out what's wrong with my fricking backup system.
Just ca I your IT guy.
I don't have an IT guy. IT guys cost money. Right.
You know what? I'm just gonna say what's on my mind here.
I wanna be an ass stant coach too.
Seriously? Yeah. Why not?
Dude, I'm value added, especially compared to Vig.
How are you value added?
Well, first of a I, I'm fun. There's no denying that.
Secondly, unlike V g, I actua y used to wrestle.
Yeah, but, Ter, you sucked.
Mike, come on. I'm serious here.
I need some distraction n my life rght now. I'm sitting in that condo...
...just thinking about Lori and that guy...
...having sex in the jacuzzi I paid for. It's fuck ng unhealthy.
I'm go ng kind of crazy right now.
Really.
We start at 3:30 p. m.
Don't be late.
My brother. Hey, I'm not gonna let you down.
To the team. A rght.
What should I wear to my first practice? Just a singlet.
Seriously? Yeah, so we can see your man strength.
MAN Incoming call. Do you copy?
Incoming call]. Charlie Squadron taking heavy fire. Requesting alr strlke-
He o. He o?
This is Jack e Flaherty. Kyle's staying w th us.
Oh, I am gonna kill that lady.
Hi.
Your phone rang. Your mom called.
You answered it?
Yeah. We've been waiting to hear from her.
What'd she say?
She didn't say anything. She hung up. You talk to her?
No, but can you please not answer my phone anymore?
Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Sorry.
Oh. Here. You shou dn't be smoking, but f you do...
...could you put the butts out in here? I quit.
Now that I'm wrestling again, I can't smoke.
Pretty coo, right?
Yeah, t's very cooI.
Was that Abby? Mm.
If t is, she just ran away.
Hey. Were you outside?
Yeah. I went for a run.
Oh.
It's pretty early. You do that every morning?
In season, yeah.
Huh.
Oh, um... You think I can use the we ghts in the closet?
Absolutely. Help yourself.
All right. Thanks. Mike. Yeah.
That was Kyle. He was working out.
Is he gonna do that every morning?
In season, yeah.
I hate you.
Timmons.
One-nineteen. Good.
VIG: One-nineteen, got it.
Look at those tattoos.
Kid is so frcking cool.
125, Dread ow.
Now's the revolutlon They're pushin'you down
They got it, you want it Don't give it up
Now's the revolutlon
All you, dude.
It has to start sometlme
Now's the revolutlon They're pushin'you down
They got it, you want it Don't give it up
This song sucks. Rew picked it. He's an odd one.
V g, wh ch one is your kid? VIG: None of them. He quit.
Really? Your son qu t?
My stepson. I thought t'd be a nice way to bond...
...but he said t wasn't fierce and quit.
Harsh. So what are you st ll doing it for?
Vg s leading by example. Winners never quit, right?
That's right, even f I'm not fierce.
Um, I sit there.
Sorry, I gotta sit next to Mike. It's good luck.
Says who?
Guys. Guys. I don't think we should fight about our seats in front of the kids.
I'm not really f ghting. Come on.
All rght. Sit wherever you want.
I fee overdressed.
Let's go. Don't worry about It.
I always slt there.
Flrst day.
Up! There you go! Shoot!
Take him down, Caros! Come on.
There you go.
All right, Carlos.
All right.
Good match. Yeah, great, thanks.
Hey. Okay, you ready? Yeah.
Okay. This kid is good, so, you know, you just be ready out there.
Okay. Can you give me a slap? What?
Slap me across the face, ike you're try ng to wake me up.
Uh-huh. Okay. Like that?
Yeah, but a little harder.
Go ahead, hit him.
Timmons. MIKE: Let's go, Kyle!
Let's go, Ky e. Take th s punk out:
Oh, Terry, hey, cut the shit, man. You're a coach. You're not s tting in the stands.
I get excited. You know how I get. I know.
I'm just coaching. Come on, buddy.
Okay, Kyle.
Let's go. Kyle! MIKE: Get your head up!
Focus up. Go on, Ky e!
Fresh start.
Get out of that. MIKE: Keep the leg back!
Get out of that. Get out, Ky e.
Two, red.
Get back on base!
What the hell is he doing? Losing.
It's his first match, give h m a break.
VIG: Eye on the prize, eye on the prize.
Hey. You okay?
Did he smi e? Yeah, I think he did.
Hey, beautiful!
Here we go!
Pioneers! Nice.
Told you I'm good luck. Had nothing to do with luck.
Beautiful. How'd that fee? Pretty good?
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
You ready? Yeah. Can you slap me too, coach?
Uh-huh.
Well, I said you cannot touch the other gloves...
I'm off to the market. Be back in a bit.
Can I go with you? Uh, yeah, okay.
All rght. Let me grab my sweatshirt real qu ck.
Heh. I wanna go with Kyle.
No, sweetheart, it's almost time for bed.
Please? No.
Oh, Cocoa Puffs. Is that your brand?
No, they're for Leo.
How nice. Drop it n. It's on me.
Go ahead. Thanks.
How's he doing?
He's okay. He can say some pretty funny things, though.
The other day he told me I was f red. Fired? For what?
I don't know. He just fired me.
Hmm, I think I have to meet this Leo.
Grab me two spaghettis.
Thanks.
Do you have any homework? A litt e. I hate homework.
You ever think of going to college?
Yeah, but just to wrestle. My old coach thought I could get a scholarship.
Yeah, I heard you were pretty good. Why'd you quit?
That's okay. You don't have to teI me.
Ah.
You like tacos? Yeah.
Me too. I make a mean taco.
Let's go! Let's stay focused: Focus, guys! Good things wiI come!
Okay, coach, let's bring them in.
Come on! Let's go. Sit down, everybody!
Have a seat. Bring it in.
All right.
I wanna spend th s week working on bottom position.
Ha, ha. Stemler.
Now, d d you guys all see what Kyle did the other day? He exploded up, right?
Kyle, show the guys what you did.
It's kind of my own thing.
Well, can you share it with us?
But it's not even a move or anything. That's okay.